lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i would punch a child for taco bell
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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