I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
