So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Its about making memories worth repressing
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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