hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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