Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
