That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
