i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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