she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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