I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Randomize
