Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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