"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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