Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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