I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
