butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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