4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Still dying that you shit outside
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Randomize
