Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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