I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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