Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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