we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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