My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I still have a little drunk in my system
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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