This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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