FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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