I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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