Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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