she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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