you turned your livingroom into a bong?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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