is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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