She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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