i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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