"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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