Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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