That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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