so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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