try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
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