Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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