well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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