how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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