I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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