yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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