she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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