I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
wow bdsm is so cute
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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