I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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