That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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