get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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