with your own penis?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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