i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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