i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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