im having a threesome with these popsicles
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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