do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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