wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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