This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Let's get the cat blown out
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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