please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
then he tried to convert me to islam
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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